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Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament
Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament
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Oh my it's already 2010! That means soon it will be time to waltz with your partner of choice amongst the splendor of The Tenth Annual Edwardian Ball .

Look around NifNaks and I'm sure you'll find a perfect prosthetic moustachio for that unsighly bare upper lip. Each moustachio is custom made to your specifications, so don't wait too long to place your order.

Unless otherwise stated, all first class orders must be placed by the 15h of Jan and all priority mail orders must be placed by the 18th in order to make it in time for the Edwardian Ball.

 

Prof. NifNaks Prosthetic Moustachios
poster of moustachios

 

Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.
 

Edward Gorey would be so pleased...

Oh my it's already 2010! That means soon it will be time to waltz with your partner of choice amongst the splendor of The Tenth Annual Edwardian Ball .

Look around NifNaks and I'm sure you'll find a perfect prosthetic moustachio for that unsighly bare upper lip. Each moustachio is custom made to your specifications, so don't wait too long to place your order.

Unless otherwise stated, all first class orders must be placed by the 15h of Jan and all priority mail orders must be placed by the 18th in order to make it in time for the Edwardian Ball.