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Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.


 

Feb 12
2008

Top Your Noggin

Posted by Nifer Kilakila in Untagged 

 Being quite the adventurous lass, I have thrown many a party with my fellow buccanneers, fightin' and carousin' on the high seas! (Um, err, Strawberry Lake, Golden Gate Park, that is.) Over the years, it have come to my attention that I am not alone in my love of dubloons and grog, amongst my fellow man. In fact, since the launch of NifNaks, I’ve had many folks contact me regarding obtaining the perfect Captain Jack Sparrow dreadlocks, made from merino wool.

Considering this how many swashbuckling lads and lasses are out there, it only made sense to share with you all the finest pirate hats that I found ever lay my eyes upon, made by the Makay . These hand-crafted wool hats come in over ten different styles – double that number if you consider that they also can be made in seagrass or straw as well.

I certainly can’t wait to crown my pretty head with one of these beauties, soon.


(Super-cool infrared photo credit above goes to the amazing Jacob Appelbaum )


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