Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios, a truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.

Each of Prof. NifNaks Patented Moustachios are equipped with an easily adjustable and durable magnetic clip. Cushioned with a coating of latex, the clip is designed to fit a multitude of noses of all shapes and sizes.
Never be scorned again for being follicularly challenged!

Maker Faire served as my official launch of Professor NifNaks Patented Moustachios, and now you can choose any one of my custom Moustachios in my NifNaks store as well.

The Walrus:

The Zeppelin:

The Chaplin:

The Edwardian:

The Dali:

The General:

The Handlebar:

The Lampshade:

Since their debute at Maker Faire, I’m thrilled to have already found some lovely pictures of these dramatic moustachios out there in the world. I look forward to seeing more soon. If you were one of the many people who snapped up my entire moustachio stock at Maker Faire, please drop me a line. I’d love to hear of your dastardly adventures whilst cloaking your upper lip. (Free gift mailed out to all emails with photos of your moustachio.)