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Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.


 

Oct 17
2006

Good-bye, my bay-bee!!!!

Posted by Nifer Kilakila in Untagged 

So last Thursday I parted ways with my first critter -- my baby (bay-bee?) -- of NifNaks.com.

Buzzy the Bee gave me many squeals of happiness as I stabbed him repeatedly with felting needles to form his fuzzy little body.

Last Thursday evening, he was won -- a-hem, I mean adopted, by two lovely lexiconists at the Buzzed Bee. I know that they will make good parents to my little brood and tell him all about the birds and the bees.

Of course, as it often occurs with little ones, I also know that Buzzy will teach the new Apis parents some life lessons too. Like how fun it is to view life with a light heart, by happily bumbling through the difficulties. Or perhaps they will be surprised by all the silly situations that Buzzy gets himself stuck in.

Good-bye, my dear bumbling friend. May your new home fill you with much warmth, happiness, and stickily-sweet love.


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