Menu Content/Inhalt

Newsflash

poster of moustachios

 

Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.


 

Nov 11
2007

He’s ALIVE!

Posted by Nifer Kilakila in Untagged 

I’ve been working hard at NifNaks Studios to create a smarter, more intelligent design to my latest Head Wormz.

Luckily for me, tonight I got just the type of weather here in San Francisco that I needed to complete the experiment. (Imagine lightning a la Frankenstein.)  zzzttt! Zzz, zzzz zzzzzzt!

Behold! I now present to you my very first Data Worm, GIZZY the cutest thumbdrive you will ever see!   His name is Gizzy and he will astound you with his ability to remember things – 4 gigabytes worth, in fact! He loves super tart gumballs, and won’t eat anything orange. He enjoys bungee jumping, but most days he’s content just to sit around and read a book. Gizzy is of course an amazing speller and will knock your socks of in Scrabble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

He will soon be available in my store, along with his other super-smart worm friends. Stay tuned! 

UPDATE:  Check out my newest Data Worm MAGGIE the Maggot !


feed0 Comments

Write comment
 
  smaller | bigger
 

busy