Cthulhu lapel pin

He may be an unspeakable evil, but He is not an un-feltable evil.  From the deep dark depths of my fiber bins, I present to you the depiction of the Great Cthulhu.

Inspiring dreams of non-Euclidean madness, he will dominate your lapel, so you too can commanded a worldwide fanatical cult of believers ready to do your bidding, simply by wearing this creature from Beyond the Stars.

You might as well accept your fate and take Him home, because he is probably secretly dreaming of your madness and destruction right now.  You’re doomed anyway.

(Choose your shade of doom! Which green of the watery-depths shall it be? Click through photos to see your choices.)

IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!