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Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.


 
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Ornament

Price per Unit (piece): $33.00

Be the envy of all your holiday guests, represent your Pastafarian status by adorning your Yule tree with this hand-felted Flying Spaghetti Monster tree ornament!

Each pin is made by me, through combining both wet and needle felting techniques.

 

Where does the FSM image come from?  Why it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster , which emerged as an object of worship worldwide at the height of the 2005 Kansas controversy over intelligent design

 

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Read the terrifying tale of The Great Arkham Christmas Tree Disappearance to see how FSM saved Arkham Christmas from the dread Cthulhu!

 


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