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Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.


 
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Cthulhu Ornament

Price per Unit (piece): $39.00

If you wish to inspire dreams of non-Euclidean madness in those around you, then take home this ageless, indestructible creature from Beyond the Stars. The Great Cthulhu ornament is a fabulously terrifying addition to any room, rear view mirror, office cubicle, holiday tree, or baby crib.


Sure, he'll destroy all mankind, but in the mean time you’ll attract a horde of fanatical cult of believers ready to do your bidding. By the time your friends and coworkers realize clue into what’s going on, they will already be tormented by visions of this Ancient One.

 

IA! IA! CTHULHU FHTAGN!

 

This item is custom-made. The Elder God will take 10 days to ship.

 


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