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Introducing Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios


A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.
 
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FSM Christmas tree topper

Price per Unit (piece): $120.00

Angels and stars are Christmas Tree toppers of the past. Be the envy of all your holiday guests, represent your Pastafarian status by topping your Yule tree with this hand-felted Flying Spaghetti Monster tree topper!

 

Where does the FSM image come from?  Why it's the Flying Spaghetti Monster , which emerged as an object of worship worldwide at the height of the 2005 Kansas controversy over intelligent design ! 

 

 Ramen.

Read the terrifying tale of The Great Arkham Christmas Tree Disappearance to see how FSM saved Arkham Christmas from the dread Cthulhu!

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Usually ships in: made to order, 8 days to ship

 

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