The Handlebar

The HandleBar

Thusly named for its resemblance to the handlebars of a motorcycle or bicycle. THE HANDLEBAR 'stash has been seen throughout the centuries, from depictions of Iron Age Celts and British armed forces in the Second World War, to the Wild West and the 19th century.

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The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.

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