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The Lampshade

Price per Unit (piece): $28.00

The Lampshade

A sexy, simple, and practical solution to that pesky bare lip. Suitable for persons of all genders.

 Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios are a truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.

 

Each of PROF. NIFNAKS PATENTED MOUSTACHIOS are equipped with an easily adjustable and durable magnetic clip. Cushioned with a coating of latex, the clip is designed to fit a multitude of noses of all shapes and sizes.

Never be scorned again for being follicularly challenged! 
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