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The Zeppelin, Petite

Price per Unit (piece): $47.00

The Zeppelin, Petite

Although this is the smallest of the THE ZEPPELIN MOUSTACHIOS, it still garners the attention and admiration of every gentleperson in the room.
This particular style can often be seen in the illustrations of Edward Gorey. A dramatic Moustachio that will make you unforgettable! 

 Prof. NifNaks Patented Mustachios are a truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!

The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.

 

Each of PROF. NIFNAKS PATENTED MOUSTACHIOS are equipped with an easily adjustable and durable magnetic clip. Cushioned with a coating of latex, the clip is designed to fit a multitude of noses of all shapes and sizes.

Never be scorned again for being follicularly challenged! 
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