A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!
The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.
Satiated my Critter Craving
My favorite part of going on vacation is petting, and chasing, and biting the various critters I encounter. I’m back from the rural lands of Ohio, and I must confirm that my need to run and play with critters has been quite satisfied. (Well for a day or two, at least…..)
