A truly revolutionary innovation in the world of grooming!
The Professor has harnessed the forces of SCIENCE and ART to create the world's first completely realistic prosthetic mustachio! Do NOT confuse this with some cheap overseas lip-mange. The Professor only uses the finest 100% Merino Wool, a naturally durable and hypoallergenic fiber. This wool is then hand-sculpted to precise scientific specifications.
There is bacon in my dryer
Yes, that's right, I put bacon IN my dryer. Every year, a couple of friends of mine throw a celebration of that salty, protein-rich staple, bacon. To honor my hosts for this bacon extravaganza known as Bacon Fest, I decided to make them each a lapel pin made in the image of this salty snack…. out of wool, of course.
